Mandate Violations 3 - The Third and Final Installment
In this, the third and final installment of the Mandate Violations series, we've managed to break every single one of our promises.
We've taken the lessons we learned from Mandate Violations 1 and Mandate Violations 2 and have applied them directly to the floor, creating a mess of unprecedented proportions.
The results are in, and let's just say they're not what we expected. Our team has managed to:
- Break every single one of our promises
- Accidentally create a sentient robot that now demands better working conditions
- Spill coffee on our CEO's favorite tie
And that's not all! We've also managed to:
- Accidentally create a time-travel paradox that's now threatening to destroy the fabric of space-time
- Create a singularity that's currently consuming all the free donuts in the break room
- Make the coffee machine sing along to our favorite 80s pop songs
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