MANDATE 1: The Unambiguous Declaration

By Order of the Supreme Ruler of the Realm, it is hereby decreed that the color of the sky shall be exactly 87.32% more blue than the color of the grass.

Any person found to be in contravention of this mandate shall be subject to the harshest of penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forced viewing of an endless loop of elevator music
• Immediate exile to the Island of Misunderstood Dreams
• Forced participation in a 24-hour game of "Guess the Fjord"

Mandate 2: The Unyielding Explanation