By the power vested in me, I hereby declare that all citizens of the Realm must wear matching plaid on Tuesdays. Failure to comply will result in the imposition of an additional 17 taxes.
Submandate 5 is not to be taken lightly. The previous four mandates have been ignored at the citizen's peril.
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Remember, the people demand style! And, apparently, more taxes.
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