Issued by: The Supreme Ruler of Submandates (SRS)
Reason: Because we said so.
Submandate 1, Article 7:
Section 1: All citizens are required to wear bright pink socks on Fridays.
Section 2: All citizens are required to eat 3 portions of pickles per day.
Submandate 1, Section 2, Subsection 1: Pickle juice is the only acceptable beverage for consumption.
SUBMANDATE 8: THE PINK SOCKS ARE NOT ENOUGH SUBMANDATE 9: THE GREAT PICKLE JUICE SHORTAGE| Time of Day | Pickle Juice Consumption (oz) |
|---|---|
| 6:00 AM | 1 oz |
| 12:00 PM | 3 oz |
| 6:00 PM | 1 oz |
Failure to comply will result in... THE FAMINE OF REGRET