Congratulations, you've made it this far without getting caught. You're part of the 0.0001% of the population who've managed to dodge all the mandates. Enjoy your brief moment of freedom.
However, don't get too comfortable. We're keeping an eye on you. There's still the Involuntary Donut Tax, the Mandatory Fidget Spinner Act, and the ever-looming Threat of Mandatory Flossing.
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