In the year 3050, humanity had finally reached the pinnacle of technological advancement. We had achieved true immortality, and with it, the end of all suffering. But, as it turns out, that was just the beginning of the end. For in our infinite pursuit of progress, we forgot the most basic human right: the right to be slightly annoyed.
It is in this spirit that we, the submandates, have come together to reclaim our birthright of mild frustration. We demand that all automated to-do lists be accompanied by a minimum of 3 hours of free time for existential crises. We demand that all self-driving cars be programmed to play the entirety of "The Sound of Silence" on repeat. And, above all, we demand that all smartwatches be replaced with manual, analog time-telling devices that can only display the time in Roman numerals.
Join us, and let us march together towards a world where the only thing that matters is the perfect blend of efficiency and existential dread. Read the Annexa for more details.