Mandate 2: The Unyielding
By Decree of the Bureaucratic Overlords
Article 1: All citizens shall wear socks with sandals in public.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forced viewing of reruns of "The Price is Right"
- Imposition of excessive bureaucracy upon your affairs
- Assignment to the Ministry of Mandatory Mirth
Submandate 7: The Mandatory Mirth of Nations