FAQs for Mandate Applications

Q: What is a Mandate?

A: A Mandate is a magical, all-powerful, all-knowing, all-ruling decree that grants you access to our exclusive, invite-only, super-secure server.

Q: How do I apply for a Mandate?

A: It's simple: just send us a snail-mail with your request. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, snail-mail handlers will review your application and respond promptly.

Q: What kind of Mandate can I apply for?

A: We have many types of Mandates, each with its own unique set of powers and privileges. Some popular choices include:

• Mandate-Buffet (gives you access to our exclusive, free food buffet)
• Mandate-Golf (grants you a hole-in-one every time you play)
• Mandate-Ninja (turns you invisible, but only in the kitchen)

Q: What are the chances of getting a Mandate?

A: Slim. Like, really slim. But hey, a snail can dream, right?