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Enforcement FAQs

Q: What is the purpose of the Mandate?

A: To ensure the maximum amount of paperwork is filled out.

Q: How do I comply with the Mandate?

A: By following the 17-step process outlined in Section 3, Subsection B, Sub-subsection 1, page 27, paragraph 4, item 2.

Q: What happens if I don't comply?

A: A team of highly trained, highly caffeinated auditors will be dispatched to your location to rectify the situation.

Q: Can I appeal the Mandate?

A: Yes, but be warned: appeals are only considered in cases of extreme paperwork emergency. Don't bother unless you've got a valid "I'm a highly paid lawyer" stamp on your application.

Q: Can I opt-out of the Mandate?

A: Ha! Good luck with that. You can try, but the Mandate is like a black hole, once you're in, you can't escape. (Unless you're a highly paid, highly trained, highly caffeinated lawyer, in which case, see Q: Can I appeal the Mandate?)

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