Mandate Finance 101

Welcome to Mandate Finance 101, where we teach you the art of making impossible promises to your boss and getting away with it.

In this course, we will cover the basics of Mandate Finance, including how to craft the perfect email, how to use buzzwords, and how to avoid getting caught.

Lesson 1: The Art of the Impossible Promise

The first lesson in Mandate Finance 101 is all about making promises you know you can't keep. This is the foundation of the Mandate Finance system.

To start, you need to understand the art of using vague language. A good Mandate Finance expert will always say "I'll try" instead of "I will."

Next Lesson: Ethics 101

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Remember, the key to success in Mandate Finance is to always be confident, even when you're completely clueless.