Mandate 3: The Great Bureaucratic Overhaul

By order of the Supreme Bureaucratic Council, Mandate 3 is hereby issued to reorganize the existing administrative framework into an even more Byzantine and inefficient system.

Article 1: Redundant Position Titles

All existing titles shall be replaced with their more elaborate and confusing counterparts. For example, "Department of Something" shall become "Department of Somewhat-Related-to-Something, Also Possibly Concerned with Other Things".

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Article 1 Section 1: Title Changes, Article 1 Section 2: Job Description Rewrite

Article 2: Increased Paperwork Generation

All existing reports and memos shall now require at least 3 pages of redundant information and 2 pages of unnecessary charts.

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Article 2 Section 1: Form 27B: The Revised Report Template

Article 3: Mandatory Bureaucratic Training

All employees shall now be required to complete a 6-hour training course on "The Art of Saying Nothing, Saying It Loud, and Saying It with a Confused Expression."

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Article 3 Section 1: The Art of Saying Nothing, Saying It Loud, and Saying It with a Confused Expression

Effective immediately. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: reassignment to a cubicle, mandatory attendance at a seminar on "The Importance of Proper Paperclip Usage," and/or termination.

Do not attempt to navigate away from this page. You will be watched.

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Compliance Guidelines and Non-Compliance Consequences