By order of the Supreme Bureaucratic Council, Mandate 3 is hereby issued to reorganize the existing administrative framework into an even more Byzantine and inefficient system.
All existing titles shall be replaced with their more elaborate and confusing counterparts. For example, "Department of Something" shall become "Department of Somewhat-Related-to-Something, Also Possibly Concerned with Other Things".
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Article 1 Section 1: Title Changes, Article 1 Section 2: Job Description Rewrite
All existing reports and memos shall now require at least 3 pages of redundant information and 2 pages of unnecessary charts.
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All employees shall now be required to complete a 6-hour training course on "The Art of Saying Nothing, Saying It Loud, and Saying It with a Confused Expression."
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Effective immediately. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: reassignment to a cubicle, mandatory attendance at a seminar on "The Importance of Proper Paperclip Usage," and/or termination.
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