Mandate 3: Excessive Use of All Caps

You are hereby commanded to refrain from using ALL CAPS in your writing, lest you wish to be subject to the wrath of the Mandate Enforcement Agency.

This mandate applies to all written works, including but not limited to:

• Facebook posts
• Twitter updates
• Text messages
• Angry letters to the editor

Failure to comply will result in:

• Severe scolding
• Public shaming on the Mandate Enforcement Agency's website
• Repeated exposure to the soothing sounds of elevator music

Don't make us come after you, Mandate 2: Excessive Use of Sarcasm is also a thing.

For more information on Mandate Enforcement Agency's policies and procedures, visit Mandate 1: The Overview.