Mandate 3, Section 4: The Unrelenting Fury of the Unreformed

As per the dictates of Mandate 3, Section 4, all citizens are required to participate in the daily ritual of Extreme Ironing.

This mandate is non-negotiable, and failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Reeducation Camps
• Forced viewing of 24-hour loops of bureaucratic meetings
• Loss of all rights to own a pet hamster

However, those who comply will be granted:

• A special badge of honor
• A 10% discount on all government-issue laundry detergent
• Free access to the exclusive Ironing Club social club

For more information on Extreme Ironing, see:

• Section 5: Ironing 101
• Section 6: Advanced Ironing Techniques