Welcome, traveler, to the Submandate 1-3, where the laws of reason and sanity are but a distant memory. In this, the third installment of the Submandate series, you will be presented with a series of unwise decisions that defy explanation.
Proceed with Caution (and a Strong Sense of Regret)
Consult the Oracle of the Unwise (a.k.a. Dave the Intern)