Submandate 2-2

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Today's Mandate 2-2-1: "The Great Cheese Policy of 2023"

By order of the Mandate, all citizens are now required to eat a minimum of 5 slices of cheddar cheese per day to promote optimal brain function and productivity. Any citizen found lacking shall be subject to a series of rigorous reeducation camps where they will be forced to eat an entire wheel of gouda.

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