Welcome, fellow traveler. This is Mandate 3/4-1, the definitive guide to not failing at life. Within these hallowed pages, you will find the most critical information to achieve optimal mediocrity.
Learn the art of Doing the Minimum - A comprehensive guide to accomplishing just enough.
The Joy of Procrastination - A treatise on the merits of doing nothing.
Mandate-Approved Excuses - Valid reasons for not doing anything.
Certification in the Art of Not Caring - The ultimate course in apathy.