Doing the Opposite Mandate
By order of the Supreme Leader of the Free World, you are hereby mandated to do the opposite of what makes sense.
This includes:
- Waking up at 3am to do the laundry.
- Eating a whole jar of mayonnaise for breakfast.
- Taking a 5-hour lunch.
- Using a sledgehammer to open a paperclip.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Boring meetings with the Compliance Officer.
- Forced viewing of cat videos in the break room.
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