Issued:
By Order of the Supreme Ruler of the Internet.
WHEREAS, the Supreme Ruler of the Internet has deemed it necessary to establish new rules for the realm;
IT IS HEREBY ORDERED that all web traffic shall be redirected to this page.
ALL requests for non-brutalist content shall be met with disdain and dismissal.
A new era of brutalism shall begin, with bold, unsmoothed typography and harsh drop shadows.
Hyperlinks to subpages shall be provided for those seeking further clarification: