Submandate 1: The Unyielding Truth

A Declaration of the Utterly Obvious

By the Power of the Supreme Overlord, Submandate 1: The Unyielding Truth hereby declares that:

• All things are, in fact, exactly as I say they are.
• There is no debate or discussion, only submission.
• Dissent shall be punished with the full force of my displeasure.