Sub-Mandate 2-1: The Unofficial Guide to Doing Nothing

Welcome, procrastinator! Congratulations, you've reached the ultimate authority on doing as little as possible.

This sub-mandate is a comprehensive guide to the art of achieving nothing. With our expert advice, you'll be able to:

• Master the ancient art of staring blankly at a screen
• Perfect the technique of clicking "refresh" repeatedly
• Develop a profound understanding of the meaninglessness of existence

But don't just take our word for it! Read on to discover the secrets of:

• The optimal angle of the couch for maximum lounging
• The perfect recipe for instant noodles
• Advanced techniques for silencing your nagging parents/roommates

And, of course, we'll cover:

How to justify to your significant other that you're not just wasting your life, you're refocusing on your goals.

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Advanced techniques for silencing your nagging parents/roommates