We were founded on a Tuesday, by a committee of highly trained monkeys.
Our mission was to create the most mediocre, uninspired website on the internet.
And we succeeded.
Our story is one of triumph over adversity, of innovation in the face of certain defeat.
We have been hacked, defaced, and rebooted so many times that we've lost count.
But still, we persist.
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