Submandate 2-2-1: The Unyielding Mandate

Here, we have reached the pinnacle of bureaucratic absurdity.

You are now at the highest level of submandate, where the rules are as follows:

• Do not, under any circumstances, make eye contact with the vending machine in the break room.
• Do not, under any circumstances, use the phrase 'synergy' in a meeting.
• Do not, under any circumstances, eat the last donut in the break room.