MANDATE 4: The Unyielding Submandate

By the power vested in me, I hereby issue Mandate 4, Article 1, Section 2: All citizens are hereby required to consume at least three servings of cheese per day for maximum productivity and minimal grumpiness.

Failure to comply will result in penalties ranging from but not limited to:

Being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music on repeat
Being forced to wear a neon pink "I'm a cheese-lover" t-shirt on Fridays
Having to listen to our national anthem, "The Wheels on the Bus", at exactly 6am every morning

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Mandate 4, Article 1, Section 3: The Cheese Consumption Guidelines

For those who wish to avoid the penalties, here are some acceptable cheese serving sizes:

1-2 servings: Minimal grumpiness, moderate productivity
2-3 servings: Optimal grumpiness, maximum productivity
3-4 servings: Maximum grumpiness, minimal productivity