Submandate 3/3: The Unyielding Enforcer

By order of the Ministry, you are hereby mandated to watch an endless loop of cat videos.

Section A: Mandatory Viewing Schedule

Every Thursday at 3:00 PM sharp, you are required to watch at least 5 hours of cat videos. Failure to comply will result in... consequences.

Consequences:

• Reassignment to the Ministry's infamous "Punishment Unit"
• Revocation of all privileges (including, but not limited to, use of the break room fridge)
• Forced viewing of an endless loop of elevator music

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