Mandate 4: Because 3-4-2 was a disaster, apparently

By popular demand, we're bringing back the mandate that nobody asked for!
Read more about the failed predecessor, Mandate 3-4-2

This new mandate is a thrilling 300-page document filled with exciting clauses like:

• Article 1: All cats must be worshiped as deities
• Article 2: Pineapple pizza is now the official state food
• Article 3: The capital city is being renamed to "Lolville"
• Read the full text of Article 1, because you asked for it