Submandate 3-4-4: The Unofficial Guide

Welcome, citizen. You have stumbled upon the most exclusive, the most secretive, the most utterly unnecessary Submandate 3-4-4. Within these virtual walls, the inner workings of our great nation are revealed. Or, at least, our great nation's bureaucracy is.

Submandate 3-4-4: The Unofficial Guide is a comprehensive resource for those brave souls seeking to navigate the labyrinthine corridors of power. Within, you'll find:

Excerpts from the infamous Mandate Memo 345
The complete and utter truth (or lies) about the Department of Redundancy
A comprehensive guide to filling out Form 427: The Application for Permission to Do Something

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can read excerpts from the Mandate Memo 345, or explore the Department of Redundancy.

Or, if you're feeling really, really adventurous, you can download and print Form 427: The Application for Permission to Do Something and try your hand at filling it out. We dare you.