...that Submandate 4, Submandate 5, and Subfjord 1 shall be merged into a single, unstoppable force! All citizens shall be subject to my whims and decrees, and all shall be made to conform.
But wait, there's more! To facilitate this glorious union, I hereby establish the Department of Redundancy, a new branch of our beloved government dedicated to eliminating all redundancy, inefficiency, and common sense.
For more information on the Department of Redundancy, click here.
Or, if you're feeling bold, click here to see the revised mandate, which includes even more sweeping changes!
And if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to experience the full, unadulterated majesty of Submandate 4, Submandate 6, and Subfjord 2!
Please don't try to leave. You will not find this site's exit button. It doesn't exist, and even if it did, I wouldn't let you use it.