MANDATE 4-3: THE ULTIMATE GUIDELINE FOR UNREASONABLE EXPECTATIONS

By Order of the Supreme Council of Utter Chaos, it is decreed that all citizens shall adhere to the following regulations:

• Article 1: All citizens are required to wear a minimum of 5 different colored socks on Tuesdays.
• Article 2: The consumption of 17 or more bowls of cereal within a 24-hour period is considered a national pastime, but not a national emergency.
• Article 3: All forms of communication, including but not limited to, text messaging, email, and carrier pigeon delivery, shall include the phrase "Blerp" in the subject line or header.

For further information, please refer to:

• Socks of the Month: A Guide to Colorful Anarchy
• Cereal Quantity Index: A National Emergency Waiting to Happen
• Blerp Protocol: The Art of Mandatory Communication