By the power invested in me, I hereby grant you permission to do... absolutely nothing.
As per Mandate 4, Section 3, Subsection 7, you are hereby authorized to stare at this screen for up to 30 minutes without blinking.
However, if you exceed this time limit, you risk being subject to the dreaded "Browser Crash of Despair".
To avoid this fate, you may wish to click here for a detailed guide on how to prolong your browsing session.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, you may challenge the Browser Crash and risk it all.