MANDATE 3456

By order of the Ministry of Redundancy, it is decreed that all widgets must be exactly 4.2 inches long.

Section 2: All widgets shall be manufactured in the color chartreuse.

Section 3: All widget-related activities shall be conducted in the presence of a licensed professional.

Section 4: All widgets shall be stored in a climate-controlled environment.

Section 5: Any attempts to modify or alter the dimensions of a widget shall be punishable by a fine of exactly $1,234.56.

Section 6: All widget owners shall be required to display their widgets in a prominent location.

Section 7: The Ministry reserves the right to modify or revoke this mandate at any time.

By Order of the Ministry of Redundancy, this mandate shall not be altered or rescinded.

Go to Mandate 3456-B for further information.