As the sun sets on the dystopian wasteland, the people rise. The Mandate Three Initiative has been launched, and with it, a new era of freedom and prosperity dawns.
Our manifesto:
1. Free Wi-Fi for all, and not just for the privileged few.
2. Mandatory naptime for all citizens, because adulting is hard.
3. An end to the tyrannical reign of the coffee machine, which we shall replace with an endless supply of free tea and a good dose of existential dread.
Join us, and together, we shall make the world a brighter, more absurd place.
Mandate Two: The Revolution Will Be Televised in Technicolor