These mandates are a collection of the most important, yet utterly useless, rules in the land.
In a shocking twist, you are allowed to be incorrect. Yes, you read that right. We won't judge you, but we might whisper behind your back.
Read on for the rest of the mandates!Or, if you insist on being right, read about the mandate that lets you be slightly less wrong.
Napping is not just encouraged, it's required. At least once a week, you must take a 30-minute nap, no matter what.
Continue for the rest of the mandates!You are now allowed to be 10 minutes late to work. But only on Tuesdays. And you still have to make up for it on Thursdays.
Keep going for more mandates!On Fridays, you are entitled to a free slice of pizza. Or, if you're a vegetarian, a free salad.
Read on for the rest of the mandates!You are required to tell at least one joke a day. Preferably not the same one, or we'll have to send you to Joke Reeducation Camp.
Keep it up for more mandates!