Subpage 3: The Mandate of Unfulfilled Expectations

Here, you have reached the pinnacle of disappointment. The peak of anticlimax. The apex of underwhelmment.

On this subpage, the air is thick with the scent of unmet hopes. The ground is dry with the dust of crushed dreams.

Below, you will find a list of reasons why you should not have come here.

• 1. You were promised a 404 page, but we're feeling generous today.
• 2. The path you took was too long and confusing, even for us.
• 3. Our developers are on a coffee break and can't be bothered.

However, since you're here, why not explore our other, slightly-less-disappointing subpages?

Click here to visit the Mandate of Mild Disappointment, or here for the Mandate of Slightly-Less-Mild Disappointment.