In accordance with the supreme decree of the Department of Redundancy, it is hereby mandated that all users must wear a bright pink shirt on Fridays to show their allegiance to the cause.
Submandate 1: Failure to comply will result in a penalty of 100,000 Galactic Dollars.
Learn more about the penaltySubmandate 2: You must also provide a valid excuse for not wearing a pink shirt, which will be accepted by our team of highly trained, yet utterly incompetent, Excuse Evaluators.
Submit your excuseSubmandate 3: Repealing Mandate 42 is strictly prohibited. Any attempts to do so will result in a lifetime ban from the planet.
Try to repeal at your own peril