Mandate 7: The Exceptional Mandate

By order of the Council of Exceptional Mandates, it is decreed that:

All employees of the Ministry of Redundancy must wear a bright pink shirt on Fridays.

This mandate is not subject to appeal, but is instead a fundamental truth.

Mandate 8: The Mandatory Mandate

Mandate 9: The Mandatory Mandate of the Exceptional Mandate

Mandate 10: The Exceptional Mandate of the Mandates

Mandate 11: The Mandate of Mandates

Exceptions to this mandate will be dealt with severely.

Exceptions will not be tolerated.

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