The Supreme Mandate of Cheese on Pizza

Case 1: The Unassailable Truth of Extra Cheese

It is a well-known fact that the only acceptable amount of cheese on a pizza is exactly 37.5% mozzarella, 25% parmesan, 17.3% feta, and 20.2% gouda.

Any deviation from this ratio is an affront to the very fabric of reality itself.

For more information on this topic, visit Submandate 2: The Case of the Missing Feta for further elucidation.

Countermandate 1: The Heresy of Low-Fat Mozzarella