It was a dark time for humanity. The last remaining pizzerias had fallen to the tyranny of the Vegan Empire. But in the depths of a small, dingy basement, a group of rebels huddled together, dreaming of the day when once again, a perfectly good cheese pizza could be devoured without the threat of judgment.
We would infiltrate the Vegan Empire's mainframe, disable their dreaded 'No-Dairy-For-You' protocols, and reclaim the sacred art of melted, gooey, cheesy goodness.
We would be the heroes of the cheese-lovers, the saviors of the pizza enthusiasts, the champions of the mozzarella and the cheddar and the parmesan and the... and the rest.
And so, with a fierce determination burning within us, we set out on our perilous mission. We navigated the treacherous landscape of vegan propaganda, avoiding the snipers of soy milk and the landmines of tofu.
But little did we know, the Empire had a secret weapon. A secret ingredient that would make even the most die-hard cheese-lover crack under the pressure. And so, we found ourselves face to face with the dreaded... Vegan Voltaget.
We did not succeed. The Empire was too strong. The Voltaget was too... voltagety. But our legacy lives on, as a cautionary tale of the perils of underestimating the power of the vegan hordes.
May our tale serve as a reminder to always keep a watchful eye on your cheese supply, for in a world where even the most stalwart of heroes may fall, only the bravest of hearts can save the day.