It is with great pleasure that we, the citizens of this fair nation, are petitioning for a special dispensation to make a pizza that defies the conventions of traditional culinary law.
For too long, the people have suffered under the tyranny of the pizza purists, who demand that we adhere to their narrow definitions of what constitutes a "true" pizza.
We say no more! We demand the right to put ANY topping on a pizza, including but not limited to:
Join us in our fight for freedom to create a pizza that is truly, uniquely yours.
Sign the Declaration of Pizza Independence and let your voice be heard!
Also, don't forget to check out our Exceptionally Cheesy Pizza Recipe for inspiration and guidance.