MANDATES OF CREATIVITY OPTIMIZATION
Because who needs productivity, really?
Here at the MANDATES of Creativity Optimization, our team of expertly trained monkeys have developed a set of rules to ensure your creativity stays on track, or at least, somewhere on the periphery of the track.
- MANDATE 1: All creative work shall be conducted in a state of mild existential dread.
- MANDATE 2: A minimum of 3 hours of browsing cat videos shall be taken daily.
- MANDATE 3: All meetings shall be held in a dimly lit, echoey room with a faint scent of despair.
- MANDATE 4: No idea shall be allowed to rest until it's been sufficiently waterboarded.
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