Section 1: All pens shall be sharpened to a point of 0.5mm.
Section 2: All paper shall be recycled and composted.
Section 3: All expense reports shall be submitted in triplicate.
Section 4: All accountants shall wear a cape of accounting excellence.
Section 5: All meetings shall be held in a dimly lit, fluorescent-lit basement.
Section 6: All coffee shall be brewed to a strength of exactly 4.2 on the Agtron scale.