Catastrophic Rise of the Sourdough Empire

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This is the official website for the Sourdough Empyre, where the crust is mightier than the sword.

As the Sourdough Empire continues to rise, its mandates become increasingly crust-catastrophic. From the Sourdough Act of 2023, which requires all citizens to consume 3 times their body weight in sourdough daily, to the Sourdough Nationalization of Pizza, where every pizza joint must display the Empire's logo on their menu.

The Sourdough Empyre is not for the faint of heart, where the smell of fermentation and despair fills the air, and the taste of freedom is a distant memory.

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