The Disco Overlord Mandates

By order of the Galactic Union of Disco Lovers, the Disco Overlord has decreed that all citizens must don platform shoes, polyester suits, and polyester pants at all times.

Failure to comply will result in a penalty of 100,000 galactic credits, to be paid in disco-infused cocktails.

Side effects of the mandate may include: increased happiness, increased funkiness, and spontaneous outbursts of song and dance.

Read the full list of rules for compliance. View decree 001: The Platform Shoe Protocol for further information.