Disco Overlord Mandates

Article 1: Mandatory Disco Parties

By order of the Disco King, all inhabitants of the galaxy must attend at least 3 disco parties per week. Failure to comply will result in a penalty of 1000 sparkly dance moves in front of the Galactic Council.

Article 2: Mandatory Sparkle Uniform

Section 3, Appendix B: Mandatory Disco Sparkle Uniform Regulations

By order of the Disco King, all inhabitants of the galaxy are required to wear a sparkly uniform at all times. This includes, but is not limited to:

• Shiny, oversized platform shoes
• Bell-bottoms made of the finest polyester
• A sequined jumpsuit with at least 5000 individual sparkles

Failure to comply will result in a penalty of 1000 hours of disco-themed community service.