Warning: Farting is a serious business. To avoid accidental explosions, ensure all employees wear Fart Masks while on duty.
The Fart Ventilation System (FVS) must be regularly maintained to prevent toxic fume buildup. Hire certified FVS technicians for routine checks and repairs. Learn more about FVS Certification
All farts must be stored in designated containers, labeled with hazard warning signs. Do not store farts near open flames or electrical sources. View Fart Storage Regulations
Remember, a safe workplace is a happy workplace. Fart responsibly.