Interpreting Mandates for the Modern Era

Rule 1: Don't Panic

When in doubt, do not panic. Repeat this phrase to yourself until the anxiety subsides. Then, re-read the mandate and try to understand it.

Read Mandate 1: Panic-Free Reading

Rule 2: Read the Fine Print

Do not assume the fine print is fine. Read it, annotate it, and possibly even create a flowchart to ensure comprehension.

Read Mandate 2: Fine Print Frenzy

Rule 3: Don't Assume, Ask Questions

Clarify, clarify, clarify! Do not assume you understand. Instead, ask questions until the answer is clear. Or until you get tired of asking.

Read Mandate 3: The Art of Clarification

Rule 4: Don't Make Stuff Up

Do not create your own interpretations or exceptions. If in doubt, refer to the original text. Or, you know, just don't.

Read Mandate 4: Original Intent

Rule 5: Don't Get Creative

Do not add your own flair or artistic spin. Stick to the original intent. Unless you're an art student on a mission, in which case, carry on.

Read Mandate 5: Artistic License