The Leavening Lords Protocol

The Leavening Lords, a mystical and ancient order of intergalactic diplomats, have established a series of arcane guidelines for navigating the cosmos.

Article I: The Great Unifying Force

Article I, Section 1, Subsection A: All sentient beings shall be treated with the same level of disdain and/or condescension.

Article I, Section 1, Subsection B: The Galactic Curse shall be applied to any civilization deemed worthy.

Article I, Section 2, Subsection A: All diplomatic relations shall be conducted via the exchange of strongly-worded memos.

Article I, Section 2, Subsection B: The Leavening Lords Communication Ethics shall be observed.

Article I, Section 3, Subsection A: The Great Leavening Lords shall be consulted on all matters of intergalactic import.

Article I, Section 3, Subsection B: The Leavening Lords Consultation Protocol shall be followed.

Article II: The Great Leavening Lords' Interests

Article II, Section 1, Subsection A: The Great Leavening Lords shall be granted unfettered access to all intergalactic resources.

Article II, Section 1, Subsection B: The Leavening Lords Resource Privatization Act shall be enforced.

Article II, Section 2, Subsection A: The Leavening Lords Resource Management Agency shall be established.

Article III: The Inalienable Rights of the Great Leavening Lords

Article III, Section 1, Subsection A: The Great Leavening Lords shall have absolute dominion over all matters of intergalactic import.

Article III, Section 1, Subsection B: The Leavening Lords Dominion Act shall be ratified.

Article IV: The Leavening Lords' Code of Conduct

Article IV, Section 1, Subsection A: All Leavening Lords shall be required to adhere to the Code of Conduct.

Article IV, Section 1, Subsection B: The Leavening Lords Code of Conduct shall be upheld.

And so it is decreed...

The Leavening Lords Final Decree.