Mandate 2-1-4: The Unofficial Guide to Doing What We Say

Because who needs actual rules when you can just make stuff up?

What We Say Goes

You must do the thing we say, or else.

Consequences of Non-Compliance

You will be forced to watch an endless loop of our corporate logo.

Or, in extreme cases, you might get a strongly-worded letter.

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