< minimalist-head> Mandate 2.1.5: The Unrelenting Edict of the Unyielding Overlord

Mandate 2.1.5: The Unrelenting Edict

Section I: The Unyielding Overlord's Decree

By the power vested in me, I, the Unrelenting Edict, hereby decree that all citizens shall wear matching jumpsuits on Tuesdays. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

Forfeiture of all snacks for the week.
Assignment to scrub floors with a toothbrush.
Forced viewing of reruns of 'Battleship'.

Mandate 2.1.6: The Edict of Mandatory Line Dancing

Note: This is a fictional mandate and not actual government or authoritative decree.