Directive 2-1-6: Unnecessary Red Tape

As of today, all employees are required to wear neon pink shirts with white stripes on Fridays to increase office morale. Failure to comply will result in a mandatory meeting with the Compliance Officer.

Side effects may include:

• Exhaustion from excessive paperwork
• Unnecessary stress from worrying about your outfit
• Unsustainable levels of eye strain from trying to focus on the neon colors

Exemption Form: Medical Conditions Affecting Color Vision

Compliance Officer's Office Hours

Remember, your happiness is not important. Comply.