By the power vested in us, we hereby declare that all bureaucrats must wear matching fluorescent pink jumpsuits at all times.
This is a matter of great import, and failure to comply will result in the dreaded Bureaucratic Reeducation Camp.
Section 1.1: The jumpsuit shall be worn at all times, except during times of emergency, which shall be defined as any situation where one's stapler is not within 5 feet of their desk.
Section 1.2: The jumpsuit shall be made of 100% polyester, and shall be procured from approved vendors only.
ARTICLE 2: THE APPROVED VENDORSSection 2.1: Vendors shall be approved based on their ability to deliver jumpsuits within 48 hours of ordering.
Section 2.2: Vendors shall be subject to random audits, during which they shall produce a receipt for each jumpsuit sold.
ARTICLE 3: THE RECIPTS